Fellas and Lesbifellas, do you look at t.v for the T and A or the entertainment? It dawned on me that I only stopped the channel search to check out tits and ass. When the eye candy disappeared, I continued to change the channel. I was sitting there, loafing on my butt, scratching, thinking erotically about all the women that came across the tube, you know- man stuff. when I joked to myself, that there were hardly any chicks on t.v. I wouldn’t do. I was inspired by Dana Jacobson, the host of ESPN’s show First and Ten. She has been somewhat decent as a host and is a decent looker, but on this day, her blouse was tighter than normal. Thats the reason I took notice. She isn’t a particularly voluptuous woman, but her tits were perky enough to inspire a morning touch session (I’m human). I rubbed one out and continued to listen to the latest news in the sports world. It made my cable bill worth it. Seriously, Sportscenter is so much better when Hannah Storm in hosting.
I went through the channel for a few hours the next day writing down the names of women I saw on the tube. Unfortunately, I did notice there were alot of women I wouldn’t do anything with. I couldn’t find the mood to get it on with Dana Jacobson again either so I made this list instead.
Below is the list of women I compiled. I put them in best order possible from hottest to not hottest. How low would you go? I have pals that would do the complete list of women, but my penis won’t perform in every storm, not even with liquor. I know I misspelled a few names, so sue me. Leave a comment on this one. Let me know how low can you go.
1. Hally Berry
2. Giselle Bunchen
3. Eva Mendes
4. Melissa Ford
5. Beyonce
6. Angelina Jolie
7. Kim Kardashian
8. Cassie
9. Lauren London
10. Rihanna
11. Alicia Keys
12. Gwen Stefani
13. Ajia Nicole
14. Andressa Soares
15. Selma Hayek
16. Hayden Panitierre
17. Anna Nicole Smith
18. Jessica Simpson
19. Cameron Diaz
20. Rashida Jones
21. Megan Fox
22. Tyra Banks
23. Britney Spears
24. Keri Hilson
25. Paris Hilton
26. Christina Applegate
27. Roxy Reynolds
28. Jennifer Aniston
29. Heather Graham
30. Katy Perry
31. Olivia Munn
32. Christina Aguilera
33. Isla Fisher
34. Eve
35. Angie Martinez
36. Pink
37. Mila Kunis
38. Shannon Sossyman
39. Sage Steele
40. Whitney Houston
41. Amanda Peet
42. Taylor Swift
43. Pinky
44. Vivica Fox
45. Madonna
46. Avril Lavigne
47. Norah Jones
48. Muffy Cupcakeopia
49. Sarah Jessica Parker
50. Uma Thurman
51. Linda Fey
52. Lisa Ling
53. Rachel McAdams
54. Sarah Silverman
55. Chelsea Lately
56. Rachel Nichols
57. Jennifer Hudson
58. Hannah Storm
59. Laila Ali
60. Sharon Stone
61. Sandra Oh
62. Soledad O’Brien
63. Rachel Maddow
64. Joan Cusack
65. Phyllicia Rashad
66. Oprah
67. Monica Lewinsky
68. Monique
69. Wendy Williams
70. Brittany Griner
71. Linda Cohn
72. Robin Quivers
73. Joy Behar
74. Justice Sotomayor
75. Nancy Grace
76. Whoopi Goldberg
77. Rosanne
78. Greta Van Susteren
79. Sally Jessie Raphael
80. Martha Stewart
81. Hillary Clinton
82. Kathleen Turner
83. Kathy Bates
84. Susan Boyle
85. C. Delores Tucker
86. Maya Angelou
87. Linda Candellini
88. Barbara Bush
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