What body parts are cum-free zones?
Far: “You’ll shoot your eye out kid” ← this pretty much says it all. For the love of all that is unholy, not in my EYE! …. “It burns, it BURNS!”
Jen: None…give me the towel, please…
TechBabe: ”There’s Something About Mary.” Yes, Mary’s got jizz in her hair. Unless your jizz has essential minerals, oils, and humectants, stay the fuck away from my hair! Anywhere else is free game. If you manage to shoot me in the eye, up the nose, or in the ear, then I’d think you were trying to kill me.
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